Sunday, May 16, 2010

You Know Its Going to be Good Day When!!!

You know its going to be good day, when
Its eight in the morning still sun doesn't show up
You juss wake up and somebody asks you for a cup of coffee
Your boss tells that you don't have to work this weekend
You wear unwashed wrinkled jeans and still you get a complement

You know its going to be good day, When
You get a fake mail creating a hope of great fortune for you
You find all signals turn green on your drive to office
You get an extra tax credit in your checking account
You get a invitation from new neighbor for BBQ party

You know its going to be good day, When
Your morning headline reads "Economy Boomrang"
You get a wrong call but it's still makes a great sense
Your friend leaving for vacation hands you his BMW convertible
Your wife says Love you honey once again!!!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Hey Genie! What's Up Dude?

I heard many jokes associated with genie and this one is for you. The following joke is actually has many different variations to be told in different situations.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp.

She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.

See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I've been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for. A good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again.

Monday, May 10, 2010

The pride of Self Employment: High School Friend Nandu

Was not a big dreamer, was not follower of fluid youth but a smug who caressed a small business which now groomed into three branches. Never had a inch of pride that he owned them or that he disproved his father who was not in his favor initially.The other interesting thing about him is that he sends one proverb each day to me.Never skipped a day.I think proverbs have helped him a lot.I was unable to check his proverbs for the last seven days.Juss copying below what he sent me last week.There is no doubt that most of the us cross this life ocean with the help some of the proverbs we believe in.

9:20 PM 5/3 "The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good." HAVE A NICE DAY
9:15 PM 5/4 "Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't." HAVE A NICE DAY
9:30 PM 5/5 "Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something." HAVE A NICE DAY
9:28 PM 5/6 "First they ignore you,then they laugh at you,then they fight you,then you win." HAVE A NICE DAY
9:40 PM 5/7 "Try a little harder to be a little better." HAVE A NICE DAY
9:51 PM 5/8 "If you have only one breath left, use it to say thank you." HAVE A NICE DAY
10:03 PM 5/9 "It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed." HAVE A NICE DAY

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Our Annual Reunion: 3 Idiots or 23 Idiots!!!

Recently our classmates in engineering were gathered for annual get together at YATHRI NIVAS, Hyderabad. We formed a yahoo group( Cheesemakers ) and always in touch with each other since our under graduation. As I was unable to attend the meet, I sent a email which is the least i can do. The email is copied below.

Can't believe that so many years passed. Still college memories are fresh to me. Many things changed and destined all of us in our own way of dreams. The journey was exciting and full of surprises. I tried my best to remain same but if anything changed slightly from then, I can confidently say now: ” Naveen can dance saala” :). I am happy for Narender, as his earlier plans are materializing in this way. Even though not possible to attend, my spirit is always there with you. I am happy that our batch continues to be in touch. I don’t know how many (3 or 23) idiots will make to this event but for all those who made to the event the only thing i want to say is "Welcome to the Cheese Makers Club".

Spl thanks to Anshu for taking the responsibility to organize the meet again. Hope this tradition will continue.

I wrote small speech and would love to read this to you personally but I request somebody to read it on my behalf.

Maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo!!!

AAj agar hum idar upsthith hai to uska shrey sirf ek hi shaks ko jaata hai voh hai Almighty. Lekin yeh Anshu ke madyam se phir hone ki hamein hi naahi, poori batch ko behat kushi huyi hai. Hum vaha upasthith nahi hai ise humein behat afsos hai aur rahega.

Pahle bees saal mein humne kya kiya abhi humein koi pooche ga naahi. Lekin aakri saalon mein tho hum sab ne kalpanik jindagi chodke, nij jindagi mein uthrey hai. Hum naahi poochenge life ne aapko kitna balathkaar kiya. Haala ki hum ise 100 % maanke chalthe hai.

Humein behat kushi iz liye hain ki, hum sabne is nij jindagi may kuch na kuch paaya aur pakayaa. Nagesh ne kud ka company lagaya tho, Narender ne doctor banke dhikaaya; Venkat ne infosys may duniya ka chakkar kaata tho, Anshu ne kellogs brand paake dhikaaya; Vinod tho software perfectionist bangaya tho, Bhaskar ne patent power paaya. John ne reliance may chapa maara tho, Dhanu tho kahi raaj kar raha tha humein na batayaa; Rajanna dairy ka anna ban gaya tho, Dhuni Suresh ne Doodh products ka don bangaye; Umapathy deloitte ke andar drive kiya tho, Manohar padaane mein sar taaj hogaya. Males apart, Maantha hoon Mahitha, Padmaja, Lalitha, Nirupama Sandhya fortune five families stature paa liya.

Hum sab is ASSman ki bulandi choone ka shrey OU ke sath saath hamari shiksha gan Ko bhi jaati hai. Isi avsar ko lekar saari adhyapakon ko thahe dil se shukriya ada karna chahta hoon. Waadaa hai aapse, jis desh mein honge waha cheesemakers ki flavor phylaayenge and our batch ka naam roshan karenge. Dika denge sabko cheese makers ki shamtaa sansaar ke kisi mein bhi nahi hai, aur nahi rahegi.

Finally, Saluting to Our Own Dairy Song

Dhoodse re Dhood se re, Dhoodse re Dhood se re
Dhood tho aakir dhood hai meeti si yeh liquid hai
Piyo Piyo Jiyo Jiyo Dhoodse re Dhood se re.